Friday, Aug. 01, 2003 - 6:30 p.m.
Infamous Quotes of the Luis Cordero House & Fellow CEDEI teachers UNCENSORED!!!
These quotes have been collected from Oct 2002 to July 2003 and have been posted on the "Quote board" in the kitchen of the Luis Cordero house for the last 10 months. Keep in mind that the House has no liability for the stupidity of some of the following quotes and that not everyone was sober when they were uttering these infamous words…A few need explanation, but most can be enjoyed at face value. And just so you know, Frank is from Ireland, Penny, Jayne, Mickella, Louisa and Nina are Brits. Diana is Canadian and the rest are Americans. Enjoy!
"A Hailstorm…Now that'd be a really bad time to get yourself locked out (of the house)." -Jason
"Frank, do you have a lunchbox?" -Jill
"Have any of you guys got a rubber I could borrow?" -Penny
Intending to ask if the pharmacy was open… "Es farmacia aburrido?" -Jill …I instead asked if the pharmacy was boring.
"I will volunteer to be the stripper." -Penny
"I don't want to have a party unless it ends at 11, and there's no alcohol or cussin'." -Frank
"U2 is a crap name." -Penny
"I never think I'm going to change that much, but I guess I probably will." -Penny
"The CEDEI hiring policy is basically Sexism with Sanity." -Louisa
"Don't shave when you're drunk and don't run with a hangover." -Frank
"Your soul can be recycled." -Jill
"We're having a conversation in the style of an argument." -Penny
"I don't care about gringos. I only care about extranjeros." -Penny & Frank Gringo normally refers to an American. Extranjero means foreigner.
"How do you say 'I don't speak Gaelic' ?" -Jill "No hablo Gaelic." -Frank
"I once dreamed that I slept with Bob Hope. Normally I wouldn't but when I realized it was a dream I said 'Why not?'. -Diana
Intending to ask two female friends if they were hungry… "Tienes hombres?" -Jill …I instead asked them if they had men.
"If someone called me 'overtly sexual' I would take it as a compliment!" -Jayne
"I can't believe you suggested that impregnating yourself with a turkey baster is a good idea." -Mike to Louisa Unfortunately, I was absent during this conversation…
"I would be a terrorist if I was in the right circles…but I would generally call myself a pacifist." -Louisa
One day Newley reminded us of an important Ecuadorian motto… "Carpe Manana!" -Newley
On the question of Sportsmen not being allowed to have sex the night before a game… "What's the point in having a 19 year old boyfriend if you can't get it on?" -Joyce
"There's a reason why the word for 'service' and 'bathroom' is the same in this country." -Frank
"I'm not generalizing, but in general…" -Nina
Ann commenting about her boyfriend Bruno… "He does have good taste in llama wear." -Ann
"This isn't South America. This is Cuenca." -Frank
While listening to a soccer game on the radio on a bus trip… "Either someone just scored a goal or that guy got his nuts caught in a vice." -Frank
"If only I had a vagina, my life would be so much easier." -Newley, commenting on the Weekly Ladies Night at the nearby club, “Eucalyptus”.
"Latin men are good for three things that start with 's'. Spanish, salsa and sex." -Kathryn
About three weeks later… "I guess Latin men are good for something else…some of them can cook too." -Kathryn
"Alaska is a country." -Nina
"The United States is a continent." -Nina
About a potential hook-up… "I might call him, it's something to do in the last week (I'm in Cuenca)." -Mickella
